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Sunday, December 27, 2020

Short Story - The Curse of the Old Lady

The train chugged slowly along; we passed paddy fields and soon we crossed the bridge across the River Cauvery near Srirangapatna – the river flowing silently along on its seaward journey.  I had boarded the train 2 ½ hours earlier in Bangalore. I thought about Gayathri, my good friend whom I would be meeting after nearly a span of 10 years.   We were earlier neighbours when my father was posted in Mysore.  

I got off the train at Mysore Railway Station and took an auto to Indiranagar.  We passed through some familiar roads, the Mysore Zoo and a few other streets before I reached Gayathri’s nice little house.  It was a moment of deja-vu as I took in the long driveway, the veranda, the coconut trees and other little details of her house.  Suddenly, the car parked in their portico surged to life and with the loud, whirring sound of a raised engine, the car shot past me, almost knocking me down.  As I regained my composure and walked up the driveway, Gayathri came running out of the front door to welcome me.  We hugged each other, smiling and laughing all the while.

We spoke about common friends and got up-to-date on the happenings in each other’s life.  And then I remembered and asked, “Who was it in the car? He was in one great hurry and shot past me…he almost ran me down!  

Gayathri replied, “Oh, that must have been Sriram, my younger brother.  You remember him, don’t you?”  I said, “Sriram! Of course, I do.  He was the kiddo of the house.  But why was he in such a tearing hurry?”  Gayathri then haltingly said, “I have to tell you something.  After all, you are a psychologist.  You will be able to understand this better.”

Gayathri continued, “You remember that old lady who stayed all alone, down the road, in that small hut?  She used to rave and rant as her children had abandoned her.”

I said, “Yes, yes, she was always yelling at somebody or the other.  She hated all children and would take away our balls and cricket bats. I remember her distinctly.”  Gayathri continued, “Exactly!  After we all grew up, it was Sriram and his set of friends who played on the road.  Invariably, while playing cricket, they would hit the ball towards her hut.  She would confiscate it and never return it, all the time shouting at them.  Sriram and his friends tried to talk to her sensibly but she would not listen.  They in turn got angry and called her all sort of names - You crazy crow, you stupid old dog, you mad cat, you fat rhino..” 

I sat listening wondering what this was leading to.  Gayathri continued, “You know, all harmless stuff that children usually say when they are angry but hardly ever mean it.” 

“Anyway, all this was nearly 7 or 8 years back. Sriram and his friends have all grown up now, they are all in college.  Quite a few of them have moved away too.  In fact, there is only Sriram and his friend Vittal who continue to stay in this road.”

“Well, that old lady died a few months back.  Before dying, she walked up to our house, called out to Sriram and said, - ”Here, take all your stupid balls, and your stupid bats, you miserable boy.  You taunted me all those years back, you called me horrible names.  I will remember every one of those names.  I will come back and haunt you and your friends!”

Gayathri paused dramatically.  I could only gape at her.  She continued, “That old lady, she then let out a maniacal laughter and said, “Watch out for me.  I am like Alamelamma;  the Wodeyars could not escape her wrath, neither can you.”

I listened to all this, trying to suppress my laughter.  Seeing the troubled expression on Gayathri’s face, I guffawed and said, “And you believe all that the old lady said?”

Gayathri, in a troubled voice continued - “Wait, there is more to it.  We all thought it was just some rubbish - an upset, old lady trying to make a lot of noise and dropping names from the old folk lore.  But over the last couple of months, after her death, strange incidents have happened.”

I was curious. I said, “Oh, really? Like what?”

Gayathri continued, “Sriram loves the new second-hand Maruti Swift car that Father bought him.  He is always cleaning it and taking care of it.  He used to park it in the portico.  But everyday, a crow would come down, shrieking loudly, and would drop bird-poop all over the car.”





I said, “C’mon Gayathri, that is hardly strange stuff.  It is what birds do.  Aren’t you over reacting?”

Gayathri said, “No wait, that is what we thought as well.  But this kept happening every single day for nearly a week, and exactly at the same time, in the same manner.  Sriram then decided to park the car inside the shed.  The next day what does he see - a cat has entered the shed and has pushed down a can of paint on the car. The bonnet is now splashed with a dark shade of blue.  Sriram completely lost it – his car, the possession that he most cared about, was being attacked.”

I kept nodding my head and said, “Well, this seems more like coincidence.” 

Gayathri retorted, “Well, you can say it is coincidence when it happens once.  But again, after the paint-dropping incident, we found that the same cat – a full-black one - had entered the car through an open window and had clawed its way through the upholstery.  It had not spared an inch – its claw marks are splayed both on the front and back seats!  What do you make of that?”

I was a little thoughtful, trying to figure out a likely explanation. But I quipped, “How do you know it was the same cat?” Gayathri continued, “Sriram heard strange sounds coming from the shed and went in to check.  That is when he saw the cat.  The funny part was when Sriram tried to shoo it away, it stood its ground, glared at him and mewed repeatedly in a strange tone, in almost the same tone that the old lady had used!  Don’t you think that would freak somebody out?”

I was a little perplexed.  Gayathri said, “The story does not end here.  Sriram’s other friend Vittal, well, he too faced similar incidents.  He had left his favourite sports shoe out in the shoe-stand at his place.  He saw a black dog jump across his compound wall, walk towards the stand, pick up the shoe and run.  He chased it.  But the sly dog was much too fast and made escape.  Vittal later found the shoe torn and shredded in front of his house gate.” 


I said, “Gayathri, you guys are reading too much into these incidents. They are just random acts and you have nothing to be worried about.”

Gayathri said, “I knew you would say that. Just like you, we too thought there was nothing to it.  We decided to move the car out of our house.  You know Kumar Mama, right? He lives in Madikeri.  So we drove down to Madikeri  to his house.”

I could not resist saying, “Don’t tell me, the same black cat, the same black crow along with the same black dog followed you from Mysore to Madikeri?”

Gayathri got a little upset.  She said, “Okay , laugh as much as you want.  But this is what happened in Kumar Mama’s house.  A similar black crow -obviously, I can’t say if it was the same one- dropped poop on Sriram’s car, in exactly the same manner and at exactly the same time like it used to do before! What do you make of that?  Isn’t that rather strange?”

I looked at her and laughingly said, “Maybe crows just go about doing their business in the exact same manner, across all geographies.  What else can it be?”

Gayathri was ready to strangle me.  Instead she yelled, “Don’t you get it? Don’t you see the connection? Sriram and his friends had referred to the old lady at various junctures as a crow, a cat, a dog and a rhino.  She is now taking those forms to harass Sriram and Vittal! Her curse seems to be coming true!”   

I then asked, “Okay, but why was Sriram rushing out of the house in such a panic?”

That is when Gayathri threw the bombshell.  She exclaimed, “He heard the flash news on TV just before you arrived. The lone black rhino in the Mysore Zoo has escaped!”


Picture credit - all images used here are sourced from the net.  

Monday, October 8, 2018

Cat Tales-Ordeals of a house cat!

----published in the Deccan Herald's Humour Column dated 30th Sep 2018


That's my spot!

The people around me call me Squeaky.  What an atrocious name for a good-natured, mellow cat like me! What kind of a name is it? Do I squeak like a rat? Please spare me;  I mew, period. The humans that I live with are a bunch of crazy folks.  They gave silly names to my siblings too - MokshaGundam, Holmes and SJ.   And to cap it all, they called my mom ‘Mommy’ – just goes to show that their imagination is very limited. I remember, they watched a movie called 'The Gods Must be Crazy'. I can actually make a good, realistic film titled 'These Humans Must be Crazy' – I have more than enough content to fill up a 3-hour movie with their idiosyncrasies!

Catching a quick nap...

Well, I am sure you know cats are experts in the field of slumber.  We have different forms of sleep - we take a quick nap (the famous catnap), we doze, we go into a deep slumber, we snooze, we have a lie-down, and sometimes we simply sit down and shut our eyes taking on a Zen-like appearance.  Our siestas are not restricted to the afternoons; mid-mornings, early evenings are also a good time to catch up on our sleep. After all we need to get in our 18 hours of sleep time every day - that is how we have been designed by the Almighty Lord.   But what do our human friends have to say about this? They gush to every Tom, Dick and Harry they meet that I do nothing the whole day except eat and sleep! And every time I try to sleep, they come along to ‘pet’ me, completely disrupting my sleep pattern!  I tell you, these people have no basic sense. They think I am like a dog that loves to be petted. Gosh, wonder when they will learn.


Me with my Maker - where did that mouse go?



The so-called ‘evolved race’ certainly needs to learn a thing or two.  The other day, I caught a rat with great
difficulty. It is getting harder by the day; there are zone restrictions that I have to consider before I hunt down
a mouse.  As you know, we cats are very territorial. We love our individual space and protect it fiercely from
other felines. Well, I can catch any rat that moves in my territory but once it steps into the neighbouring site,
I have no control over it.  And these pesky little fellows are getting wilier -they cross borders and escape into
enemy territory. Given this situation, it is not easy to hunt one down. But the other day, much to my happiness,
I succeeded in pinning one fellow down. In a moment of misplaced gratitude for the human who usually feeds
me, I thought I would give him my ‘prize catch’ and so I left the dead rat on his front step.   You would think he
would be grateful and thank me profusely. But instead he got terribly upset and abused me. And worse, he
scooped up ‘the gift’ and threw it into the garbage, making ugly faces all the while. Just thinking about this
maddens me no end!

Who is the statue - the giraffe or me?

And talking about feeding, I literally have to beg for food everyday.  I have to mew loudly, incorporating
different sounds to seek their attention.  I then have to rub my body across their legs – for some insane reason,
they seem to enjoy this, and I pretend that I do too. Only after a few minutes of this will they pick up the packet
of cat food to drop it into my plate.  My begging ordeal does not end there. I then have to make those dumb-
heads understand that along with cat food they need to serve a cup of fresh water too. That needs another
round of mewing, and rubbing legs and repeated trips to the bathroom to show them that I want water.  Whew!
And they think a cat’s life is easy!

These days, my waking moments are spent in prayer – I pray to the Lord that He puts some sense into the
humans.  Amen!
My Zen posture - me, myself and I


Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Meet the Naughty Foursome!

The naughty foursome!

Here they are! Presenting to you the Naughty Foursome - the 4 little kittens that have captured all our hearts at home.   We are completely enamoured by their playfulness, their idiocies, and their antics. Our girls have give them names - the slightly fat one is Moksha Gundam (has nothing to do with the famous scientist and hope he doesn't turn in his grave at this atrocity!), the curious and inquisitive fellow is Holmes, the silent one is SJ (expands to Silent and Joyful- I seriously don't know how my younger daughter gets such ideas!), and the last fellow who has a squeaky voice and mews squeakily is, well, Squeaky!  

Mommy with the kittens
Less than a month old!

They were born on 11th Oct 2015; their mother who we had named Mommy used to visit our place frequently to have a cup of milk.  She decided to have her next litter in our home and thus started our association with the foursome.  Sadly, when the kittens were less than 4-weeks old, Mommy got bitten by a dog and died.  The kittens were not yet ready to drink milk from a cup; so we spent the first few days feeding them with a syringe.  Luckily, they quickly learnt to lap up the milk from the saucer.

Milk being fed through syringe
Now, they are nearly 2 1/2 months old, - healthy, sprightly and with a voracious appetite.  As my younger girl says, "Oh, they are so lucky.  All they do is eat, sleep and play the whole day!"  Their playful antics are a treat to watch; and sure to draw a smile from even the most hardened heart!  Any small thing that rolls, moves, swings or shakes is their toy and needs to be played with.  A bottle cap, a small piece of coconut fallen from the tree, a spool of thread, a straw, shoe-lace - anything is fine.  Or even if there is nothing, they playfully pounce on each other, bite the others' tails and roll around, have mock fights and thus learn the art of hunting and duelling. 

Playing with the straw!
Father cat trying to help his kitten
  They have now learnt to climb the grill and jump to the neighbour's place.  Their father (at least, he looks like he could be the one) visits them sometimes and watches their antics.  He once tried to teach them how to get down the grill, mewing to them gently and prodding them to step down. 

Clean-up time
It is amazing to see their natural instincts kick in.  Despite their mother not being around to teach them, they have learnt that dogs are not friends.  They run back into the house if they spot a dog near the gate.  Or make themselves look bigger and menacing to scare the dog.  They also clean up after they go potty or take a leak - they pull the mud over their poo. After every meal, they spend some time cleaning their faces and licking their bodies.  

They still have the need and desire to feed from their mother.  The female kitten (Squeaky) becomes the de-facto mother and the other three pretend to be suckling from her.  It amazes us to see this and we realize how young and child-like these kittens are!    

Here are a few more random clicks of them. 


Lined up for the feed!




Tyres are FUN!



Father Bushy extending a helping hand!





Enjoying the warmth of the sun-light!




Playful fights - gates don't matter!






Don't know who is enjoying here - Medhini or the kittens?




I have to clean myself now.
Me too!